| 11. | The features suggest water was once abundant on the Martian surface.
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| 12. | They certainly have not found hot tubs with Martians in them.
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| 13. | But Martian gravity is only a third of Earth's.
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| 14. | In the mind of a Martian, these are capital offenses.
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| 15. | That's the secret reason the Martians keep us around.
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| 16. | More painfully, we could seem to them like Martian citizens.
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| 17. | There are all sorts of figures and even a Martian dog.
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| 18. | And then there's Our Favorite Martian, Wade Boggs.
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| 19. | If not, then we might as well study Martians ."
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| 20. | Santa is taken hostage by Martians but teaches them holiday cheer.
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