| 1. | Thanks to Momma, I'm a walking gold mine.
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| 2. | It was one momma and 10 babies before I got through.
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| 3. | Or that's the story my Momma tells, anyway.
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| 4. | But of course Momma didn't see it that way.
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| 5. | Momma folds her arms across her chest in a defiant gesture.
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| 6. | We're giving a come-meet-Momma party.
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| 7. | This ain't yo'momma's soap opera.
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| 8. | Well Momma and me, we quit drinking that very night.
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| 9. | Momma don't accept it, " he said.
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| 10. | And Momma couldn't be more proud of her girls.
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